Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Saturday, December 19, 2009

New Dad's Must Have A Gun In The House

I find that a lot of new fathers talk about how they must need a gun in the house for protection.

I’ve shot a gun off a couple of times and frankly it scared the bejesus out of me.

The thing is if all my friends have guns I want one too. I should probably get a baby first though.

I’m just a little worried that if I cut myself on a carrot peeler regularly I’m certainly doomed to shoot myself at some point right?

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